November 20, 2009
“ You can have one of my cheese sandwiches if you like. But they are on brown bread…” - Ad makeup guy
“ The photographer’s even spelled his own name wrong now.” Chief sub on warpath against inaccurate captions.
@hugh_d
November 19, 2009
“ I’ve had enough of disabled people.
Reporter
“ How can the ads come out a funny shape?
Ad Manager
November 17, 2009
“ I don’t do pages, but if I did they’d be the best in the world.
Reporter
“ At least I’ll meet someone I know in hell.
Reporter to colleague after dark joke
“ Reporter: You know that missing dog story we were going to run this week? Well it’s been found.
Deputy editor: Crap! that’s a shame.
Deputy editor loses moral compass as deadline approaches
November 16, 2009
“ We should get an office cow. It would be more economical in the long run.
A solution to the tea and coffee politics, as suggested by a sub editor.
“ I just lost a vital part of the coffee machine out the window!
Inputter
November 13, 2009
“ I’m not interviewing bloody Noddy - Business editor
“ How was your first snatch?
Editor to photographer
November 12, 2009
“ Someone is killing your cats?
Editor on phone
“ I’m just having buggery with my email.
Editor has major email issue
“ I don’t want to start mud-slinging with that fat twat.
Columnist calls a truce
“ Do we get free crack and skunk?
Editor can’t decide whether to give community organisation a free weekly column.