November 16, 2011

The only time you should be rapping is Christmas time.

- Editor to reporter

“ Just to let you know, you can also follow us on Facebook too at http://www.facebook.com/newsrq
“ So, the story is you nearly got a parking ticket but you didn’t?
Reporter on phone.
“ I’m a slut and I will open my pages to anything.
Editor
“ It looks like I’m giving birth to a disco ball.
Model objects to photographer’s fancy lighting at fashion shoot.
June 15, 2010
“ Listening to last night’s show made me jealous of Stevie Wonder. Oh shit, he’s blind, not deaf.
Producer, not putting brain before mouth
“ I wish I was dead.
Reporter to photographer at awards event.
“ Ride it, girl, ride it.
Editor inappropriately tells female reporter as he puts a cowboy hat on her head in response to her discussing her penchant for Mediterranean men.
“ I’m not going to invite you to sit on my axe.
Editor to reporter
June 3, 2010
“ I understand people have gaps in their knowledge - but he’s got nothing between the gaps.
Reporter
“ It’s advertising, so it’s going to be lies anyway.
Reporter
“ If he is a depressed alcoholic, he should have better things to spend his money on, like alcohol.
Talking about eccentric fundrasier who is standing at the parliamentary eletions.
“ What did he do? Shag the mayor’s cat?
Editor finds out about a councillor’s 12-month suspension
“ If he was that good he’d be in the proper Olympics.
Senior reporter is not impressed by a multi gold-winning paralympian
“ For God’s sake , we’re never going to increase circulation unless we start appealing to nonces. Their 77p is as good as anyone’s.
Reporter