November 9, 2009
“ I suppose it’s like a badly-written version of our obituaries, isn’t it?
Editor wraps his head round Facebook.
November 8, 2009
“ As far as I’m concerned from now on I will not book him for any pictures at all.
Editor’s shocked to discover he has to pay for professional pictures.
November 7, 2009
“ Give it a month and there’ll never ben an error again.
Departing sub editor
November 6, 2009
“ Nobody is screaming at me!
Editor screams at office
“ He wasn’t running around the shop.
Reporter asked by sub if a victim of an armed robbery was actually ‘held up’.
November 5, 2009
“ It’s the only town where people would queue up to shake hands with a convicted rapist.
Reporter on visit by famous sportsman.
“ They should b tied 2 a tree in a forest summer with their dick diped in battery acid even that b 2 good 4 them.
Angry reader
“ There’s no such thing as a free shag.
Editor
“ How will I recognise her” Freelancer asking about colleague to join him on a job
“She’s got a pierced lip” newsroom
“Will she also be coming to court having climbed out of a skip?
“ It’s just another crazy person.
Sports reporter after explaining the newspaper doesn’t cover teams from outside the area and in different leagues.
November 3, 2009
“ Just because you have a head like a pig’s scrotum…
Head of content to bald picture editor about being a vegetarian
“ He had a receding hairline, some stubbly shit going on. Ugly as fuck.
Reporter describing defendant.
“ It’s John Wayne.
Reporter tells editor (called Wayne) that colleague John is on the phone.
“ The cancer picture is all you’re getting
Editor on phone to head office.
November 2, 2009
“ He was fat/thin.
Reporter describes defendant.